Wednesday, August 13, 2008

2012: Ancient Prophecies?

Obama will usher Armageddon into the world. Don't take my word for it; read any book about the Mayan prophecies regarding the year A.D. 2012. Archaeologists who have engaged in studies of the ancient Mayan culture, et cetera, have uncovered prophecies regarding what will be either the end of the world or a new age of enlightenment.
Do you really believe that some jerk who couldn't keep his head out of a cloud of cannabis smoke is going to lead us to enlightenment? Please! He was able to give up illicit dope in favor of legal carcinogenic inhalents to get high. Excuse me, for I err. He's not getting high. He's not capable of getting high off of the tobacco-version of deathsticks anymore. He needs them to accomplish tasks such as using the toilet -- ironically, a function made physiologically more difficult by nicotine, the very chemical he's most addicted to.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. (I know that's not what Medgar Evers famously said. I daresay, my words are a small step above.) Please allow me to illustrate with a few examples.
'Cause like Bill Clinton proved to be such an asset to the moral fiber of America. So let's hire a much younger dope addict and pretend that he's not going to lie, cheat, and manipulate our very young and clearly very naive nation.
Even fundamentalist Christians have no viable reason to doubt the Mayan 2012 prophecies. The Bible says that Christ shall return at a time that "no man knoweth." However, when was the last time you saw the original Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic scripts written by the Old and New Testament authors? They haven't even existed for several centuries. And I'm sure you can recall the demographic who "translated" the papyrus scrolls and clay tablets, et al.; all the while removing precious truth and inserting their own propaganda. It was the Catholic priesthood. And of course, the one fraternity in the world you can definitely trust is the Catholic priesthood. I've never seen a bigger bunch of good ol' boys. You know the kind: they ignore adultery and instead choose to excommunicate an honest guy for getting a prompt divorce. They encourage pedophilia by having child-molesting priests transferred to a new parish, so they can save face and escape criminal charges in the community and have fresh "meat" to probe. They excommunicate nuns who've had abortions forced on them, after they've been raped by priests whom the Catholic church pardons.
Oh yeah, that's integrity.

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