Friday, March 25, 2011

I have no pity for Oprah Winfrey. Even as a child, she didn't have it all that bad. The first night at the same home that her mother lived in wasn't all that bad: at least she was allowed to sleep on the porch! So many billions of people have such lesser dwelling-spaces to sleep in.
I have determined that while it is inaccurate to call Oprah Winfrey a whore, all the guys she's been with must certainly be whores because what honorable person would have sex with a total sociopath? I mean, am I right, or am I right?