To Those Who Missed My Post on FakePlasticFish.com

Beth Terry, you don't know so many things.

When crude oil is refined, it separates into byproducts at various temperatures. Part of crude oil naturally separates into plastic during the refining process. Just like part of petroleum separates into asphalt. It would be wasteful to NOT use plastic. The part that becomes plastic cannot be used to make asphalt, for example.

There are many power plants in the midwest that burn garbage (including plastics) to power the turbines therein to create electricity for people's homes and businesses. The resulting smoke is even scrubbed before it leaves the smokestack, so that the gas that escapes from the top is almost 100 percent water vapor. Next time you run out of hot water for your morning shower or for washing your dishes, or the next time you experience a rolling blackout, consider that if you had one of these power plants in your area you wouldn't be dealing with that. Also, consider your foolishness in demoting the use of products that would enable you to have such a power plant.

My dad used to design such power plants. Now because of putzes such as yourself, who insist upon compost their pizza boxes and engaging in all sorts of other low-intellect, "green" practices, my dad's company has pursued such fashionable methods of energy, which are not always going to be as reliable as they would like to believe.

All of you who think that this "green" trend is such a great and lasting idea, are merely "green" as to wisdom.

Quit Screwing Around with the Race Card

To those who have added or detracted from the commentary on Back to TheGrio:

You guys are all idiots. Don't you "get" that what race you belong to is either the Human Race or the Sociopath Race? White, Caucasian, Black, African-American, Native American, Red, Latin American, Hispanic, Asian-American, Yellow, etc., etc., etc. Your race is not a matter of what color your skin is, or where your continent of ancestral origin lies. Your race is determined by your species. By claiming to be of a different race than those with different colors of skin, you are giving power to skinheads and various hate-mongering gangs. Cut it out, numb-skulls. Start being part of the solution by realizing that we all are brothers and sisters.

Quit Screwing Around with the "Race" Card

You guys are all idiots. Don't you "get" that what race you belong to is either the Human Race or the Sociopath Race? White, Caucasian, Black, African-American, Native American, Red, Latin American, Hispanic, Asian-American, Yellow, etc., etc., etc. Your race is not a matter of what color your skin is, or where your continent of ancestral origin lies. Your race is determined by your species. By claiming to be of a different race than those with different colors of skin, you are giving power to skinheads and various hate-mongering gangs. Cut it out, numb-skulls. Start being part of the solution by realizing that we all are brothers and sisters.

Minnesota Professional Sports

Melissa Walters, on her Facebook wall, wrote that we should "be used to disappointment" from Minnesota sports teams, such as the Vikings (which happens to be an American football team). But how can you "...be used to disappointment..."? At some point it just makes sense to concede that professional athletes on Minnesota teams are just very, very bad at their livelihoods. What doesn't make sense to me is why do they still get paid as much as they do? That's just insane to pay anyone millions of dollars if they fail so consistently. Even in terms of ticket sales and television rights, I would expect my employees to try to succeed at their jobs. Wouldn't you?

The PC Kowtow

Check out "GOP Ready to Probe NPRs Federal Funding" on HumanEvents.com. Follow it up by reading my statement:

So like those lousy liberals to kowtow to the enemy and the enemy's doppelgangers so-as to avoid offending everybody who isn't a fair-skinned person of European descent. Because you know it's only okay to piss off big, bad "whitey."

Language

I think English is an AWESOME language...we have so many more words than most "common" languages on Earth these days. I honestly wish I had a better command of the English language...Another really sweet language is Hebrew...gosh I wish I was smart enough to invent a language like Hebrew...everything has two meanings. How HOT is that?

A Note for Those Who Want to Brighten Someone's Day...

I started doing the anonymous-Halloween-gift-thing shortly after high school got out, except I don't usually do it on such a large scale. I like doing small tokens of affection or thoughtfulness, many times from Labor Day to Halloween. I include a note with a little poem or whatever, and I sign it "Pumpkin Pal!" It's sooo satisfying to be nice to people on an anonymous basis!