Friday, September 10, 2010

To the current president:

I'm writing out of concern about the recent news reports that you have approved a whole slew of really, really wrong bills. You are a sociopath, a socialist, and if all that isn't bad enough, you don't even get jokes. You are at once the reincarnations of Adolf Hitler and Karl Marx, possessed also by the wayfaring spirit of Charles Manson. Yeah. You are that much of a demon. But even as bad as you are, your rotten, spoiled, dumb-looking-eye-browed wife deserves to be married to such a bum.

However, because I am a Christian, I still pray for your sorry, agnostic ass, that it will have a change of heart, or at least grow a heart. May God have mercy on your lack of a soul.

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